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Showing posts with label Lesley Scott. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lesley Scott. Show all posts

Saturday, 19 April 2014

I had to share - A Dream

"I just woke up from a nap about being lost in South Ockendon. You lived at a house at the top of an enormous hill which required traipsing up a bajillion steps to reach you. After being lost for hours, I'd finally reached these steps and knew I was close. I then had to battle an intricate arrangement by one of your psychotic neighbours:
In order to pass their house, you had to squeeze between a wall and a cemented-down wire fence, behind which their 2 enormous rabid hounds prowled. To make your way through the dogs you had to delicately reach (without losing your arm to aforementioned mutts) and trip a system which automatically shot hedgehog prickles at them, dropping them instantly like elephant tranquillisers. I was in the middle of manoeuvring this last task when I woke up"

One of our beautiful gorgeous nieces had this dream,  Iv'e no idea why she was finding it so hard to get to our house for gods sake ever since my impending death was announced EVERY BLOODY PERSON ON THE PLANET WE KNOW HAS BEEN VISITING AND I'M NOT BEING ALLOWED TO DIE IN GOD-DAMN PEACE ......... ;))))

And doesn't she have a fine turn of prose? In fact this was her latest Face book entry and all I will say is, if you are tempted to comment on this post, beware of the warning .....

Please. Everyone. Just...learn to fucking spell.



Saturday, 25 May 2013

As Jules Said, (Not So) Freaky .... - Best Moments Award

Last year I wrote a post telling you how Ishbel and I met up with a couple of friends we met on Twitter. Well really it was a friend and her husband; Julia R Barrett and her husband Oscar.  Oscar doesn't do twitter, much too busy ... Anyway we became great friends with Julia over a couple of months and she thought it might be a good idea to meet up as they passed through London on their way to a hiking trip in Wales.  Arrangements were made and they duly arrived and, as I said this resulted in me posting Julia and Oscar, read it here

Well, lots of folks read that post, one of whom was Marylin Warner, Marylin does not do twitter either but she does write and post a weekly letter to her mother who has Alzheimer's, reminding her mother of their past conversations and the life lessons that she had instilled in Marylin and others and that Marylin, through her posts, now passes on to her family and of course to us through the medium of her blog. Marylin's blog can be found at 'Things I Want To Tell My Mother', here 

Well Marylin remembered my post, I think she is a little bit like Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory in that she must possess an eidetic memory to remember so much of what she has learnt over the years.  Marylin's post to her mother last week took a slight twist in that she informed her mother, and us that she had been nominated for a 'Best Moment Award' on one of her earlier writings and in keeping with the award she had to nominate others and bless her cotton socks, as well as awarding much more deserving posts, including Julia, she included me, that post can be seen here

All it remains for me to do then, is to thank Marylin profusely for thinking about me and for including my poor attempts at communication, in her basking sunshine.  That's what she does over on her blog once a week, she brings a little ray of sunshine into your life and if you have had a poor day or week, her soliloquising on past and every day events makes you smile, they make you ponder the meaning of life and they make you grateful and thankful that the world is not full of people who do not respect the rights of others and it makes you hopeful that because of her and others like her who have hearts that are so full of love and tender caring feelings, that this world isn't that bad, after all........

So, if Marylin Warner can take it.. My first nomination goes right back to her - just follow the links above to Marylin's site, YOU REALLY WILL NOT REGRET IT

Julia R Barret over at http://juliarachelbarrett.net/ who is, in the words of Amy Farrah Fowler, 'MY BESTIE on this internet thingy writes amazing blogs about her life and her books and then just to confuse us uneducated peasants throws in an in-depth, well researched, post on nutrition, medical matters or anything else that she decides needs to be ripped apart - and confuses the hell out of me and makes me laugh out loud, giggle and blush in equal part, pop over and visit and say a big Hi, here 

Penny Watson over at Penny Romance is so outrageous at times you almost choke on your own tongue at some of what she says and does and if you are a guy and you have a beard, send her a photo, she loves (almost) any bearded guy, if you have nice pecs, so much the better.  I suspect her dream date would be a bearded James Bond and a few Martini's but lord knows what she would do with him after the drinks..........

Lorca Damon over at Lorca Damon.com Lorca comes or at least should come with a health warning the pain that she inflicts from laughing so much is just not funnneeeee at all, but you just can't not revisit to see what she says next - not wearing a bra or bathing for 4 days, oh gawd my sides ........ I couldn't even put a response on there as I was scared of the reply I might get ....

John Malik over at ChefJohnMalik.com is, as you can see from the title of his blog, an accomplished chef, or so he says, and I believe   I have never had the opportunity to taste any of his dishes, but when he fires up the old keyboard and it gets to the correct temperature he can certainly cook a well written recipe of writings on a diverse range of topics from the love and care of residents in a care home facility that he was the executive chef in, to a farewell note to a beloved pet and a heart throbbing pedal pounding description of his latest escapade on his mountain bike although he really needs to have some work done on those hairy legs before posting any more photos of them.... 

Jaye Manus I have no idea what Jaye is saying half the time, I am far too thick to understand it, but over at http://jwmanus.wordpress.com/ she seems to spend her time giving succour, comfort and unpaid advice to aspiring self publishers on how to go about getting their own works published , she really is a good egg giving so much of her time to help others - another one of those 'nice people' that draws you in and you feel so comfortable with when in her company...

Pauses for a break.......

Well I could go on and on and I believe in the rules we are allowed up to 15 nominations, but If I keep going I'll be here all day.  If I have missed you in this posting please, please forgive me I am feeling chastened as I write this but I really do have a short attention span AND I will ignore that bunch above on the next one and include you, I will really.... But before I go can I make one more final special mention and you will understand why after saying no more, why I do for this one and it's for LESLEY

Yes you, Lesley Scott, one of my adorable nieces.  Lesley can be found on Twitter at https://twitter.com/grouchymonsta and on her blog at http://clichesandcatastrophes.blogspot.co.uk/ Unfortunately for us the wee monkey doesn't post very often, IN FACT IT HAS BEEN OVER A YEAR NOW, SHEESH but, she really should she has such a way with language and in describing the insane workings of her twenty something mind that one of these days I am sure she will going from being a beauty therapist to being one of our finest comedy stage performers and or writers. There is a wee collection of her stuff over at her post, it is worth checking her out and while there, tell her to start writing again, we the public deserve to read her and there is no point in hiding your light under a bushel (what the hell is a bushel, BTW?) But get out from under whatever it is Lesley and Post, post post.......





Rules for the BEST MOMENT AWARD:  1. These nominees (now winners) repost these rules completely after their acceptance speech. 2. Winners now have the privilege of awarding the next awardees! The re-post should include a Thank You for those who helped them, a NEW list of people and blogs worthy of the award (up to 15), and the winners posted here will then notify their choices with the great news of receiving this special award.    Download the award's logo at MomentMatters.com/Award and post it with your acceptance.


Tuesday, 7 February 2012

Authors, please take note, one of my niece's is angry (again)!

A salutary lesson for all you authors out there:-


Lesley Scott
Do you ever just want to slap an author so hard in the face? IT'S BEEN 15 FREAKING YEARS! Stop pissing about with crappy new books and finish the series you started almost 20 years ago. You make me so angry!



    • Sarah Anne Scot
       LMAO Night World been postponed again?xxx


    • Lesley Scott
      how did you guess? last i saw it was march this year, now apparently play.com have it down for december 2018. what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkk?!?!?!?!?!?! xxx


    • Lesley Scott
      also, morning swim?


    • Sarah Anne Scott
       ‎2018????????? She published 9 books in less time than that!! Not looking good at the moment, I got lots to do on dissertation and stuff for class tomorrow too. Will text you in a while and see how I'm getting on xxx


    • Lesley Scott
       i know. she did books 1-9 in 2 years. i know this is meant to be an actual jumbotronic book tying up everything for all the characters from all the books, but it seems a bit pointless to go to all that effort when none of the original fans will be alive to read them. and will have made their children promise to boycott that trout faced rectum and her publishers. ok i'm just gonna get some supper than puddle off to sleep, so if you don't get a text back i'll either fone you in the morning to confirm (if we going) or just quietly hate you when i wake up to "i too busy". k? xxx


      I had never heard of 'Night World' which has its own Wikipedia entry, so for those, like me, who have no idea what it was/is about, this is the link to that entry here.

Sunday, 16 October 2011

Lesley, My Niece has a Grammatical Rant


    • My gorgeous niece, Lesley, had a bit of a rant on facebook the other day. I thought it was relevant to some of the other posts I have read recently, where people have ranted at a blogger for the content of their blog and for the perceived grammatical errors, only to fail miserably in their own use of certain words, as described by the lovely Lesley


    • people seriously - how hard is it to grasp the difference between to, too and two? there, their and they're? were and where? you're and your? its and it's? GO BACK TO SCHOOL!!!!


        •  Ur a gurny xxxx lesley. Maybe some ppl like spelling rong!! We all didnt go to milburn like u, ok!! Some ppl didnt even go to school!! So leave the stupid people alone. Its not their fault!!! :P x


        •  But for most of them, it is! Most of them DECIDED not to go to school! And couldn't be ARSED learning BASIC BLOODY ENGLISH!! grrrrrrrrr! (also, well done on the correct use of "their"! Gold star for you!) x


        •  Damn, straight!! It coz i is cleva!!! But did u notice my on purpose wrong spelling of "rong" ? lol. x


        •  I didn't think that was on purpose and didn't want to draw attention to it...=oP x


        • Tom Stronach I have too nieces who are two bad and sometimes their funny sometimes there' not. Its a shame that their too far away as its nice when where able two see them two laugh at them when their funneee. Oh, LS your a hoot xxxxx


        • I know it was deliberate, but it still makes me want to claw my eyes out and throw them at you. You're lucky I like you. And my eyeballs.


        • Tom Stronach You're adorable and when we were in Inverness you were so cute, Uni has a lot to answer for but I still lurv you too......


        • Lesley Scott Haha, I think you're the only person on the planet who would apply the word "adorable" to me =oP


          Sahra Anne Scott: Forget the spelling! It's the math that frightens me!! I had two customers trying to work out why 10% of £15 was £1.50 and not a fiver!!!xxx