Port De Soller Mallorca

Port De Soller Mallorca

Saturday, 17 September 2011

Sweets are better than Chocolate

This is why sweets are bad for you!

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.  It was just After Eight.  They got of at Quality Street.

He asked her name, "Polo", she replied, " I'm the one with the hole", she said with a Whispa.

"I'm Marathon, the one with the Nuts", he replied.  He touched her Cream Eggs then slipped his hand into her Snickers.  He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.  It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight. But three days later his Sherbet Dib Dab started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!

Author unknown but thanks to Nick for sending it to me......

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