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Thursday, 9 August 2012

Five Rules to Remember in Life


FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.........
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name. .........
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again..........
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them..............
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then again, neither does milk........

and as a bonus for all of you who appreciate a nice propeller:


Anyone who served in the Air Force will immediately spot the error.  This photo is absolutely incredible.. it should be a poster for what not to do. But can you tell what's wrong with it?










Thanks to Andy Williams for the above 

4 comments:

  1. Other than the nude woman (is she pulling the wrong way on the propeller?) I wasn't in the Air Force so I'm not sure.
    BUT the 5 Rules to Remember in Life are priceless! I'm still laughing and planning which one I'll quote to my brother at "the perfect" time.
    Good job, Tom!

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  2. Oh Marylin, yes they were fun and I still can't decide which is my favourite.

    I think you and one of my son-in-laws may well be correct about the rotational pull of the prop..... to be honest I was just so taken with how beautiful her







    hair looked, well, you didn't think I was looking at anything else did you (ha,ha)

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  3. I got it! I was going to say she's pulling the propeller the wrong way! I looked beyond the butt!
    Solidly in silver, Tom.
    Love your rules, especially 2 and 5.

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  4. Ah Julia, I do have to confess I did not notice she was on the wrong side , I really have no idea what distracted me ......

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