To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Middleton,
Royal Doulton will be releasing a Collector's Edition of two small jugs
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7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40
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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
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Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Years Riots....
Your One Year Manufacturers Warranty Runs Out Soon
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"ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY" and with tears streaming down my face
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7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40
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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
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Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Years Riots....
Your One Year Manufacturers Warranty Runs Out Soon
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"ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY" and with tears streaming down my face
I swore I'd never visit another Thai brothel!!!
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2 Indian junkies accidental snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. They’re both in hospital... one's in a korma…
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2 Indian junkies accidental snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. They’re both in hospital... one's in a korma…
The other's got a dodgy tikka!
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Author Unknown, but thanks
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Author Unknown, but thanks
2 comments:
Thanks for the much-needed laugh - you and Nigel and Karen - you Brits!
Always for you my darling xxx
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