These are spam comments left on a post about some poor guy taking his own life in the back of his van in the car park of the Centre I manage
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"Great article. I'm dealing with many of these issues as well.."
Now I ask you, "IS IT JUST FUCKING ME, OR ARE THESE ANONYMOUS SPAMBOTS COMPLETE AND UTTER DICKHEAD MORONS?"
They found it an enjoyable experience FFS......... Why can't they just roll over and die and give the rest of us a break, because I think, without them at least, the world would be a better place ....
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Dickheads. I get hit by the worst nonsense spambots.
ReplyDeleteI once got a spam comment that was an ENTIRE SCRIPT for the spammers. I bet printed it would have been twenty pages long. It had just about everything I've ever seen show up in my spam bucket. For the longest time I saved it, thinking some day to post it, but then I got bored thinking about it, and deleted it. Now I wish I hadn't. It would make a funny blog post.
ReplyDeleteOh Dear. I am so sorry. I asked you to take it off and now you are cross - here have a hug....
ReplyDeleteThey have no idea what they are doing and it is random. That probably doesn't help. Spambots as Julia says.
I quite like it when the spammers tell me I obviously know what I am talking about and what a lot of knowledge I have on the subject and how they looked for this information for age. These normally appear on my 'about' page which is about - well me - so I am always a bit relieved that I know what I'm talking about.
Did you follow that?
I made a poem with spam about bags once- it made me laugh - but then I'm easily amused. I'll look out the link for you in the morning.