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Tuesday 27 November 2012

It's been a While

It's been a while since I posted anything or even joined in with conversations on Twitter - just going through a bit of a shit time with work and really by the time I get out of there each day, just been vegetating and not even switching the tech on in the evenings. Anyway some one sent me this, which made me not only smile but laugh out loud, so I thought you guys might like it too......

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.'

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech...
At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.

If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really shag, I'll have nothing left to live for!'


  1. Thanks, Tom. I so needed this - and get your ass back online! Talked to a guy from Glasgow today. Different accent.
    I am so loving The Saxon Chronicles I'm dreaming about the books.

  2. I'm still smiling at this one, Tom. For being in a funk, you still manage to cheer us up. But what would be even better would be to know you're okay, back in form. Hugs, Tom, and take care.

  3. Hi Marylin, thanks for that, still in a funk but as I said to Julia,I'm sure I'll get out of it soon and hopefully normal service will be resumed. Had the Mollie, Shannon and Lacey Mae over at the weekend, it helped

    Hope all is well in your world my darling xx

  4. Julia, thanks for the email My Sweet I hear You love and hugs xxxxx


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