Port De Soller Mallorca

Port De Soller Mallorca
Sunset

Thursday 31 January 2013

Commemorating 2012!


To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Middleton,
Royal Doulton will be releasing a Collector's Edition of two small jugs

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7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40

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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
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Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Years Riots....
Your One Year Manufacturers Warranty Runs Out Soon

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"ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY" and with tears streaming down my face
I swore I'd never visit another Thai brothel!!!

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2 Indian junkies accidental snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. They’re both in hospital... one's in a korma…
The other's got a dodgy tikka!

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Author Unknown, but thanks 

2 comments:

  1. Thanks for the much-needed laugh - you and Nigel and Karen - you Brits!

    ReplyDelete

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