Port De Soller Mallorca

Port De Soller Mallorca

Friday, 26 August 2011

My Office Entrance Step

One of the problems we have in the office I manage, it is a multi tenanted building, is the number of people who sit on the entrance step to eat their fast food, drink and have a fag, or just plain loitering some are recidivists and need a good slap so here are my solutions:

In no particular order

  1. Install a small sprinkler system above the step when they sit or loiter, press button to activate!
  2. There are 3 grooves in the step with a thin metal strip, wire the metal strips up to the power, when they sit down, switch on!
  3. Every time they sit down send the cleaner out with bucket of water and mop!
  4. Tell them to GTF off the step and plank their lazy asses on the street bench opposite the door! 
I favour 1 and 2 any other suggestions?

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